they played lewis up to be this Big Bad in the tryhard chronicles SO MUCH but then it gets to simon and lewis’ match and they’re just so familiar that it’s not even slightly intense or intimidating they just keep acting like a fucking married couple and then simon wins and
lewis is prouD
and they just
friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
Homestuck headcanon that Mutantbloods have unique unseemly horns something like this
But their parental figures (Crabdad, Dolorosa) file them down to a nubby shape to hide it. Luckily lowblood horns stop growing at a certain age (unlike highbloods like Condesce or GHB who can grow it to enormous size) so they don’t need to do it for long.
This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever done in my life.
Because whenever anyone seriously tries to argue that POC fans (which for the record, I’m white) and anyone drawing POC Homestucks and advocating for more representation of people of color in fandom and media are the ones inserting race/racism into the discussion—
y’know, racism, that system by which, among other things, mostly-arbitrary categories of biological characteristics and cultural stereotypes are used to justify gross social, economic, and political inequality to the benefit of those in power, and which kind of exists fucking everywhere and doesn’t need help getting inserted into almost every aspect of people’s lives—
I always have to wonder if we’re even reading the same comic. Intentional analogy or not, that thematic ship has gone and fucking sailed.
And as promised, both messages anon sent me after the last ask I answered are included here for general mockery. Rest assured, they are as enlightened on issues of citizenship and how other people self-identify as they are on race as a whole:
Good job anon what a convincing argument you’ve crafted.
hoW DID I EVEN MISS THIS REMIX
OH M Y GOD
THIS IS MY SONG
SOMEONE MADE IT SOUND GOOD
THEY CLEANED UP THE VOCALS AND ADDED A DESCANT TO THE CHORUS ARE YOU SHITTING ME
THIS IS REALLY GOOD
watch out for my body rolls watch out for my body rolls
fuck it’s way catchier than i want it to be
SCREAMING AND BEADING A GEM SWEATER AT THE SAME TIME
this is that thing where you draw your patron troll in your outfit thing
PSA if you send me nice messages and i don’t respond
there is a 100% chance i saw it and it made me super duper uber happy but i have no idea how to respond and i will let it sit in my inbox for days or weeks and smile when i see it but still have no idea how to respond
there is a 0% chance that you annoyed me and i don’t like you.
I was playing Minecraft and I was exploring a cave system that was like right near the bottom of the world and like every 5 minutes I would run into another chicken. It was terrifying. And they were all in places where they couldnt move from, like behind lava or in water, so it couldn’t be the same ones.